4. That STUPID F-in' song by the Beach Boys. Yes, you know it. It's that "Man with all the toys" one. God - it's hurts to even type it.
3. The fact that Target had Christmas stuff in the store the day after Halloween.
2. Now until after January, it will be impossible to get to any restaurant anywhere near the mall (located rather close to me office) for lunch without major traffic problems.
.... and number one:
The fact that I would even have enough ammunition to be making this list almost a full week before Thanksgiving.