Andrew (jerseyred) wrote in top5_lists,

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Top5 biggest surprises in the new Disney movie "Miracle"

5) By mainly focusing on the hockey team, Disney fails to mention a strong-willed US curling team that *also* won gold.
4) Al Michaels still yells out "Do you believe in miracles?!?! YES!!"...but he is later crucified by the Jews.
3) First ever "Disney on Ice" movie.
2) All rumors of Disney creator, Walt Disney being dead and frozen turn out to be true when the American team celebrates over his stark naked body.

...and the nmber one biggest surprise in the new Disney movie "Miracle" is...

1) As if the movie isn't patriotic enough, the US hockey team kills three opposing players in a 22-0 win over Iraq.

I hope you enjoy this list...please shake your head at number 3 (it's just so stupid it's hilarious), and all of this is in good clean fun, please don't be offended by any of it, especially number 4
This is my first post here, my name is Andrew, and I'm looking forward to making many more for all of you...i just started lj and just started my own top5 community where i will also be posting larger lists put together by me and whoever else joins as a member and e-mails submissions. all of the lists will be good clean fun...maybe not so clean...but at least good and fun
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